"But...there's a pig in the lounge!?" and other terrible estate agents' photos

Posted 13 February 2015 by Keith Osborne

It is common knowledge that estate agents sometimes need to 'sex up' a property to make it appealing to buyers, but some homes are beyond the spinning capabilities of even Alastair Campbell. 

Thankfully, Andy Donaldson has collated a collection of some of the strangest and most terrifying estate agents' photos, which feature in his Andy Donaldson’s hilarious Tumblr page and his book. Amazingly, all of these images are real, although we don't expect agents to own up to taking them any time soon.

Here are some of our favourites from Andy's extensive collection...

"I'm not moving until I find out who Keyser Soze is..."

 

 

"This property benefits from a light, spacious interior"
"But...there's a pig in the lounge!?"

 

 

"Welcome to our community...the previous owners were lovely people."

 

 

"Martin, have you seen the cat recently?"

 

 

"Mum! I told you, I'll put some pants on when I get to level ten"

 

 

"We never spend any quality time together"
"I know, honey, but...i'm on the toilet"

 

 

"You know what happens when you eat spicy food, Norman..."

 

 

"There's nothing I enjoy more than watching a warm radiator"

 

 

You can check out, but you can never leave

 

 

For those long summer evenings...in the winter.

 

 

"Yep...the en suite works!"

 

 

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